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Dec

17

Drexel Staff Baffled By Obvious Jocelyn Kirsch Lie

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Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about our girl Jocelyn Kirsch, the female half of the Bonnie & Clyde of Identity Fraud. Today’s Daily News points to a story from a recent Drexel Triangle article with this fun tale: Jocelyn Kirsch allegedly claimed to be an adjunct professor at Drexel.

The Drexel paper says Kirsch pretended to be an adjunct in order to get a free parking pass and use University computers at Drexel’s Language and Communication Center.

Kirsch, known around the language office for her revealing clothes and long dark hair walked to the front desk and asked for a pass last year while taking a placement test. When asked if she was a professor she claimed to be an adjunct and was granted the pass. “I was very convinced,” said one staff member who wished to remain anonymous.

Kirsch used the pass for two weeks, the paper says, but doesn’t say why she stopped. Now they apparently “grill” people asking for passes. Actually, here Kirsch just sounds kinda awesome. Compared to Alycia Lane, I think she’s Katherine Drexel.
 
dmac | 1:22 PM | 3 Comments
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  1. johnny Says: Dec 18 5:59 AM

    well on one hand she is morally repugnant. On the other hand, she has a nice rack.

  2. The B Man Says: Dec 18 1:29 PM

    This is why I stopped going to Drexel. They suck. They cant pull thier collective heads out of thier asses to run anything. Every department I came in contact with was a total clusterfuck, where you had to know someone to drop a class, get an answer, anything.

    By the way I stopped going four years ago and I still use thier e-mail system and read current research through thier library with my old log-on. Totally clueless.

    And now they want to open a campus in california! Hey Papadakiss(myass) why not try to run one school properly, instead of fucking up two?!

  3. The B Man Says: Dec 18 1:31 PM

    And thanks for giving me my degree even though I didnt complete all my requirements!

    Love ya for that one.

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