Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Dec

14

Mayor Street, Eat Your Heart Out


NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Indicted former Mayor Sharpe James billed the city for adult movies and body lotions while on a business trip, prosecutors allege in documents filed in federal court.

Ha ha, now there’s a mayor who knows how to relax. Can we impeach Mike Nutter and elect this guy?

Report: Ex-mayor billed porn to city [Daily Record]
 
dmac | 1:48 PM | 3 Comments
New Jersey, Newark, Porn
 
  1. Anonymous Says: Dec 14 3:16 PM

    I’m guessing that by “eat” you mean “spank,” by “heart” you mean “dick,” and by “out” you mean “off.”

  2. Richard Simmons Says: Dec 14 8:24 PM

    I like body lotion. It helps me insert objects into my anus.

  3. ALB Says: Dec 16 6:27 PM

    Alycia Lane’s in prison!

    Hopefully some cops will force her to dress up in a bikini, take pictures and post them on the internet! That would be awesome!

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