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Dec

12

Kid At Airport Not Terrorist At All

Remember the kid who pushed a “do not press” button and spread foam all over the Northeast Airport? Turns out he was framed:

Well, a 10-year-old is now off the hook. He was initially blamed for making this mess by mashing an emergency button. But, turns out a portable heat source used for cooking, somehow set off the fire extinguishers.

So, the kid was basically the convenient scapegoat. I hear he’s the one who got us into the Iraq War, too.
 
dmac | 3:54 PM | 2 Comments
Northeast Philadelphia Airport, Northeast Philly, Scapegoats
 
  1. Lynn Says: Dec 13 12:08 AM

    He’s totally to blame for global warming, as well.

  2. Mike Says: Dec 13 8:35 AM

    That kid is the reason I’m stuck in a dead-end job and have little-to-no prospects professionally and socially.

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