Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Abridged Daily News Columnists

Jill Porter: Thanks to Jill Porter and her band of outraged idiots, Hershey’s is going to change its crack candy. Now Porter will be able to concentrate about actual problems about policing drugs, such as how black men make up only 14 percent of drug users but 74 percent of those in prison for drug possession. Ha ha, just kidding, she’s going to complain about violent video games or something.

Carol Towarnicky: Who the hell is Bill O’Reilly?

  1. chrissmari Says: Dec 12 10:11 AM

    Fuck you Jill Porter. I hope the 24/7 mart at 19th and Arch doesn’t start charging double for their last stock

  2. di1 Says: Dec 12 10:06 PM

    Oh this is just awesome: “Your outraged voices melted the big chocolate mountain.”

    24/7 mart at 19th and arch? I’m heading there now. They better not be out of the supply cause I’m going skiing this weekend.

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