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Let us begin this week as it began, by pontificating on the fate of one Jocelyn Kirsch (and Edward Anderton). Now that the pair could face federal identity fraud charges, it’s time to look at the actual moral implications of delighting in a person’s trip to jail.
“The part of me that was friends with her knows she’s sad and that’s why she does the things that she does,” [a friend from high school] said. “The part of me that’s a little bit vindictive is not sad to see her getting hers, but hopefully some good will come of it and she’ll straighten herself out.”
Ha ha, just kidding, this is the Internet, what are morals, etc., etc. I do like that quote, though, because it totally helps prove my point that Drexel girls are just so ridiculously mean. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Anyway, that comes from today’s Daily News article, which talks about how Kirsch pretended to be an Olympic pole vaulter, which is pretty much the greatest thing ever.
Another classmate said Kirsch posted a photo of herself on her Facebook page - don’t bother looking for it, she took down the page over the weekend - pole vaulting “some ridiculous height that only an Olympian could do,” said the former bud, who spoke on condition of anonymity. The face in the photo was too dark to discern, the classmate said, adding that “it was clearly taken from another site.”
Some of Kirsch’s Drexel classmates never really bought the notion, including one Facebook user who posted a photo on one of two Facebook pages dedicated to Kirsch, titled “SHE GOIN’ TO JAAAAAAAAIL!!!! (and THAT’S hilarious).” The image features a pole vaulter with Kirsch’s police mug shot as the head and two cops behind her on Segways. The caption reads, “Can’t catch me, I’m a gold medalist!!!”
Photo after the jump
Meanwhile, that “SHE GOIN’ TO JAIL” Facebook group is approaching Encyclopedia Dramatica levels of Internet meanness/hilarity. Honestly, by the end of the weekend there is totally going to be a fake sex tape floating around somewhere. Enjoy!
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This one is pretty great, too.
I want her so bad.
hey guy/lady who wrote this! That quote you used is from me, and I am not a Drexel girl. I meant what I said-I hope she will be ok. Check your sources, dude.
I am totally gobsmacked that people are still using dollars, it is a transactional faux pas, for respectable purchases.
She won’t be ok. She screwed a bunch of people (no, that’s not the way I meant) and should be going to jail pretty soon, I expect.
ID Theft Ahole - Bet this piece of garbage ruined a lot of lives - She deserves worse than jail
The comment above was a tad declasse, don’t you think?