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Nobody Really Cares About Clyde
You know who I’m starting to feel bad for? Eddie Anderton. Yes, me and Eddie go way back to, earlier this week, when I wrote about his arrest being chronicled in the Daily News. That’s about the last anyone’s heard of Anderton, who could probably have snuck out of the country by now. All anyone cares about is Jocelyn Kirsch, the 22-year-old Drexel student who, if you didn’t notice, has tits. Yes, this is how the media works, people, you can complain about it but you must deal with it. I’m sort of at a tipping point where I’m ready to start feeling bad for her, simply because every sorority girl in the tri-state area is getting to bitch about her in print. Even anonymously sometimes. Hell, the girl from yesterday’s Daily News is being sourced all over.
You could also say now everyone now knows her boobs are fake, but, uh, everyone could already tell that. I’m gonna catch up on the rest of this later. I can only take so much. |
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“That’s about the last anyone’s heard of Kirsch…”
I think you meant Anderton. See, even YOU are blinded by her tits!
Clyde can eat a bag of dicks.
Guilty. Fixed the typo. (But created another one, fixing that now…)
Not everyone is coming out, some people have more tact
she is hot!!!!!!!!! she hypnotized him with her goods. the only goods that were really hers
Well female criminals always seem to be more interesting - or at least the media works out that way. Plus girls like to gossip about eachother. And add to that the fact that supposedly this girl was a complete bitch and it just gets even juicier. Now she’s the overprivilidged, bitchy, beautiful, prom queen type that we all love to hate. She’s the Paris Hilton of identity theft!
Oh, and p.s. if you hadn’t heard this already (which you likely have) her boobs were (allegedly)sent to her by her plastic surgeon father as a Christmas gift. Ha.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/500632056.html
I also enjoy the fact that she apparently wanted to be a goodwill ambassador - How ironic…
I can’t wait for the made for TV movie!
I’m waiting for Larry Flynt to offer her $1 million to pose nude in Playboy
I’m waiting for Larry Flynt to offer her $1 million to pose nude in Playboy
Larry Flynt would be pretty fucking retarded to offer her $1 million to pose in Playboy, since he’s the publisher of Hustler.
A honest mistake on my part. My position still stands though
I’ll be releasing the sex tape later today.
I don’t feel sorry for her at all.
That Craigslist posting for “Jocelyn from Drexel” that somebody linked by Beth above is a prank perpetrated by MikeDee.
Oops, curse my sloppy editing. I meant to say that the Craigslist posting linked by Beth is MikeDee’s idea of a fun day to spend the day at work. He wiled away several happy hours on the clock trying to convince curious reporters that he was for real.
Oh, look, now he’s even lying to his own friends about getting a meeting with a reporter:
http://www.phantasytour.com/bisco/boards_thread.cgi?threadID=1472047