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Nov

30

Magazine Ranks Cities To Get Magazine Into News

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Some stupid magazine did a stupid city ranking in order to get itself in the news. This time, the magazine was Self, a magazine for women I guess, and it asked women if they were happy and healthy or something.

Apparently, Philadelphia women were neither happy, healthy nor in shape, and the magazine ranked Philly 87th out of 100 cities. Philly also won “worse environment” in the pointless poll.


Fortunately, KYW 1060’s John McDevitt is here to remind us that happiness is, well, you can see it yourself:

“Because we are in the health field we don’t agree with that.”

(McDevitt:) “So you are healthy?”
“Yes!”
(McDevitt:) “You’re fit?”
“Yes.”
(McDevitt:) “Are you happy?”
“Yes!”

And many said that happiness is all relative.

Gee, who knew?

Are Phila. Women Fit and Happy? Not Really, Says Survey [KYW 1060]
 
dmac | 3:48 PM | 4 Comments
City Rankings, Magazines, Sigh, Women
 
  1. Mark Says: Nov 30 4:45 PM

    I just want to know what “MILF Technology” is on that banner in the background…

  2. dmac Says: Nov 30 5:03 PM

    Ahh, damn, I meant to mention that in my post. I almost cropped it out before I realized the Phanatic was advertising technology to make MILFs, or perhaps allow people to have sex with MILFs.

  3. chrisro Says: Nov 30 11:49 PM

    I’m pretty sure MILF Technology developed the Google Body system for GOOG.

  4. Anonymous Says: Dec 3 10:29 PM

    I hear MILFs send thank-you notes.

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