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Nov

30

Boy, It’s Almost Impossible To Tell Them Apart

I was going to write some words about Jill Porter’s Daily News column today column about how new breath mints “look uncannily like tiny heat-sealed bags of cocaine, crack, heroin or any other powdered drug.” But then I decided the photos the Daily News ran with the story told it all.

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Okay, here’s a couple words, because there is one line that’s just so great.

What if a drug dealer mixed some in with real street drugs and sold them to an unsuspecting buyer - who retaliated with a spray of bullets?

Because, you know, before Hershey came around there was absolutely no way anyone could produce fake drugs.
 
dmac | 6:05 PM | 2 Comments
Drugs, Fearmongering, Jill Porter, Sigh, WTF
 
  1. DeliveryDevice Says: Nov 30 9:42 PM

    I prefer my crack minty fresh, so this a win-win!

  2. chrissmari Says: Dec 3 9:18 AM

    while on a city wide search for the icebreakers pacs on friday i did discover icebreakers cubes which look more like crack than the pacs

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