Leftovers: Phillyblog Alert Level: Comedy Gold

• Thanks to commenter friendlynerd, I was notified of this thread on Phillyblog. It’s in its infancy, but is sure to be absolutely incredible with this first post: “I work at the corner of Broad and Locust, and often eat lunch in the area, but every time I go outside I feel that I am accosted by dozens of strange homosexual men. Men seem to be more interested in me than women are when I walk in this area (I am attractive).” I’ve been in Woody’s without being accosted by strange homosexual men, and I’m effing Adonis. [Phillyblog]

• Penn State’s student paper notifies us that more and more people are breaking up online. Despite being Adonis, I have been dumped several times over email or IM between the years of 1998 and 2006. Hmm. [Daily Collegian]

• First sentence of a Broad Street Review article: “It’s not my imagination, is it, but the less we see of real gore, the more addicted we seem to be to the cinematic kind.” Mmm-hmm, this has nothing to do with my looks, as far as I can tell. Unless you consider my hand injury earlier this year. That looked pretty disgusting. Somebody ought to make a movie about it! [BSR]

• Hey, Pennsylvania’s records are about to get a bit more open. No, they still won’t release the information about the State Senate’s secret orgy room in the basement. [KYW 1060]