Penn Panty Raider Arrested!

A Penn student has been arrested for allegedly mastermining several panty raids.

Yes, Penn senior Felix Wang was arrested for allegedly stalking several Penn women — really? Penn women? — and stealing their panties. This goes to show that watching all three Revenge of the Nerds movies over and over will do to you. (One of the women he’s accused of stalking lives in the dorm I used to live in.)

The one-man panty raid gang allegedly stole a woman’s dorm room key and entered her place; a roommate called police. But he didn’t apparently even need to do that, since Penn kids are just too smart to lock their doors.

“I don’t feel particularly safe because I don’t lock my door and I know most college kids don’t, so something like that, it could lead to bigger instances,” student Christine Guo said.

Hey, people. You all have $3,000 computers and $500 iPods and expensive cell phones, etc. Plus, uh, this. Here’s an idea they don’t teach in Econ 1: Lock your fucking doors!

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