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Conservative Paper Prints Wrestler’s Endorsement

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The Bulletin recently reneged on its long, almost three-year promise not to endorse political candidates, and it’s clear they’re drunk with power. Pretty much anybody can get his endorsement printed now:

While former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee might have missed out on the endorsements of Pat Robertson, Paul Weyrich and Bob Jones III, recent endorsements by Chuck Norris and pro wrestler Ric Flair demonstrate his endorsements are the toughest bunch on the block.

“It’s a tremendous honor to offer my support to such an outstanding leader as Mike Huckabee,” Mr. Flair said. “His authentic conservative qualifications and level of executive leadership experience are unmatched by his opponents.”

Personally, I’m waiting to see if both Bushwhackers back the same candidate. That will let me know which one is the winner.

WWE Pro Wrestler Ric Flair Endorses Huckabee [The Bulletin]
Pro Wrestling Legend Endorses Huckabee, We Cover It [Wonkette]

  1. DeliveryDevice Says: Nov 21 2:06 PM

    I need to hire somebody to scream “WOOOOOO!” everytime I walk into the office.

  2. SD Says: Nov 21 2:12 PM

    I’m sure Flair would be willing to loan him money for his campaign through Ric Flair Finance, Home of the Figure Four Process. Woooo!

    http://www.ricflairfinance.com/

  3. chris Says: Nov 22 12:56 AM

    WOOOOOOOO

  4. Andy Says: Nov 22 9:55 AM

    Clearly Ric has been brain washed by th media brain washers and was brain washed into not endorsing Ron Paul. Any brain washed individual who doesn’t use their open mind and endorse Ron Paul is clearly brain washed because they were brain washed into endorsing someone else by the international brain washing industry.

    I am so glad I can think for myself. Mostly because I look so good in my Statue of Liberty costume.

  5. Anonymous Says: Nov 23 12:05 PM

    That Figure Four Process rocks.

    So does this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipOWwt7wXY

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