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Abridged Daily News ColumnistsJohn Baer: Wait a minute. “Reform” candidates aren’t really reforming anything? No, you must lie, fair columnist! Chris Brennan: Hey, a nice story of a woman with a wheelchair who can’t get to work because her elevators don’t work. Stu Bykofsky: There’s no better time to convince you to become a vegetarian than Thanksgiving! And I’ve caught the flu or something, so today may be an extremely light day as I go try to sleep this off. Bear with me, and go watch this texting video. Pass it around; the public deserves to see this kind of hilarity. |
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flu schmu because of you i have to WORK