Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Nov

16

I Didn’t Even Make A Glue Factory Joke

Honestly, I don’t think all of these are real — though people have contacted my bosses with pretty much equal sentiments — but this is my favorite:

You should walk a mile in the horses hoofs and see if you like it.

I’ll be at the dog show for some of the day. Now there’s an animal I can call advertisers about if someone jokes about dogfighting or something.

Another advantage of being a human over a horse: I don’t have to nail my shoes to my feet.

Wednesday: Dead Horses Found Beaten In North Philly
 
dmac | 9:05 AM | 1 Comment
Comments, Horses, Zombie Barbaro
 
  1. Mark Says: Nov 16 10:58 AM

    I can’t believe all the long faces and people filled with WHOA. If they keep complaining, they’re gonna talk themselves horse…. (ok, I’ll stop. I’m making myself sick.)

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