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420 Is A Joke
Sometime yesterday, NBC 10’s website posted video for their already-infamous report on the time 4:20. (The report that’s bringing competitors together in gleeful mockery!) What was left out of the written transcript yesterday was where Evan, who claimed 4:20 nearly killed him, is what he’s doing now: Studying at New York University. NYU, of course, has been ranked #1 in the “Reefer Madness” category from the Princeton Review. 4:20 is Dangerous Time For Kids [NBC 10] |
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We should all pray that Evan’s able to resist the NYU temptation; after all, Mr. Furlong will not be there to help him avert a fatal pot overdose.
Anyone who watches any local news broadcast for any reason other than the miniscule hope that Cecily Tynan might one day decide to do the weather nude should think long and hard about how they use their time.
Remember that teens-gone-wild TV movie from the late ’70s or early ’80s when Helen Hunt smoked angel dust and jump through a window? That was so awesome!
Here’s my problem, guys. Recently at my doc’s suggestion I was circumsized. The foreskin was simply to tight over my head when I had an erection, and it was painful. I’ve now been ‘cut’ for about three months and have continued jelqing with hopes that I can grow this penis to some reasonable size. Not having the foreskin is a new experience, but jelqing as much as I must do for ANYTHING to happen worries me, since the head is continuously stimulated either being rubbed in my pants, or even having to urinate. Sometimes I don’t mean to have an orgasm, but even walking the dog can get me to cream in my pants. What a mess that is! After a few hours of jelqing every day and evenings, I’ve developed some kind of weird fluid that comes out of my cock slit, mostly clear, but not the precum I’d have before the operation. And this doesn’t seem to stop even when I put the penis away for the night. In the mornings I find a very nasty crust around the opening, and along with this, my testicles have somehow pulled up into my smaller than normal scrotum. I have to get up and clean the bed sheets, the penis opening and try to massage the balls back down into a normal position. Along with all of this, I’ve developed some kind of gas/stomach problems, probably nerves, and during jelqing sessions, I start farting, and this makes me laugh (cannot help this!!! it’s just funny, all of this going on at the same time) and that explosion of gas, the laughter and the strange fluid becomes too painful. You can only imagine what happens when I decided to ‘ride the rapids’ and shoot the rocks!!! It’s about as exciting as a sneeze, these orgasms. My doctor just says “Keep up with heavier stroking, and try to have at least three orgasms per jelqing session”. I tell him that jelqing isn’t part of the program, and he usually answers “Just do it for the release and pleasure”. I’m a wreck. PLEASE, if any of you have had the same experience, write me here. Thanks in advance. It’s about time to now get back to jelqing! Thanks