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Specter Spends Nearly $1 Mil To Harm Children

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I never really thought I’d see anything new from Arlen Specter. He’s been in the Senate since Andrew Jackson was president and I figured he’d be content to simply coast in what is possibly his last term.

Whoops! It turns out Arlen Specter has an earmark in a recently vetoed spending bill that spends nearly a million dollars to hurt Pennsylvania children!

Senator Arlen Specter, Republican of Pennsylvania, secured 25 earmarks providing $882,000 for abstinence education programs around the state.

“There are people who say that abstinence education doesn’t work,” Mr. Specter said, but “I’ve seen a lot of indicators that it does work.” In addition, he said, “I have 12 million people in Pennsylvania, they have a lot of different ideas,” some of them strongly favor abstinence education, and their values “ought to be recognized.”

He’s seen indicators it does work. I can only assume that means he’s traveled the commonwealth checking teenage girls to see if their hymens are still intact. Icky.

One Lawmaker’s Waste Is Another’s Namesake [NY Times]

  1. friendlynerd Says: Nov 14 11:30 AM

    As a product of the Catholic school system (which has been a big stickler for abstinence only education for awhile now), I can testify that it doesn’t work. I am a slut.

  2. dmac Says: Nov 14 11:41 AM

    Oddly enough, at my Catholic high school, they taught us all about condoms and other forms of contraception.

    No demonstrations, obviously, but in my sophomore year Sex & Dating class (a religion class taught by a priest, natch) they told us all about contraceptives, we were tested on them and I’m pretty sure they didn’t even lie about the effectiveness of them. Now, they told us we couldn’t use any of these except the rhythm method and only in marriage, but I thought it was actually responsible.

    In that class, we also watched a video where mimes told (or showed, I guess) us not to hate gay people.

  3. friendlynerd Says: Nov 14 11:43 AM

    OK to be fair I was tested on contraceptives too, but told of their evils and shown slides of STDs. Those horrifying images stick with me to this day.

    I figure why learn about contraceptives if you’re told you’ll go to hell for using them?

  4. Mike Says: Nov 14 11:58 AM

    I’m a product of public schools, and your Catholic sex-ed classes sound exactly like mine. “These are contraceptives, this is how you use them, but you should wait until marriage to have sex or you’ll get pregnant and die, and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE HORRIBLE STD’S AREN’T THEY DISGUSTING!!!!”

    Then we watched a video of a woman giving birth and I threw up in a trash can.

  5. dmac Says: Nov 14 12:02 PM

    I don’t remember seeing slides of STDs, but maybe I’ve just blocked it out of my head.

  6. chrissmari Says: Nov 14 12:04 PM

    Mike, I went to public school and that’s basically what they did too.

    in addition to my mother giving me “the talk” infront of my dorm room at college when she said “no sex is safe sex” and then left.

    I was very well rounded.

  7. Paris Hilton Says: Nov 14 12:32 PM

    I blew my sex-ed teacher.

  8. friendlynerd Says: Nov 14 12:59 PM

    In a rare showing of progressiveness, my Catholic junior-year sex-ed teacher told us all to go up to the chalkboard and write every slang term for genitals we know of. This was the first day of class so we weren’t really sure what to think of it. Was it a trap? We all just sat there.

    After a minute my friend Sally marched up to the board and wrote TWAT really big. That opened the floodgates.

  9. Anonymous Says: Nov 14 2:52 PM

    Why doesn’t he just flush the money down the toilet? It would do less damage.

  10. Amanda Says: Nov 14 2:54 PM

    Yeah, so abstinence education works, huh? Let me relate this little anecdote. I attended a very small, very christian, very conservative high school 10 years ago. The only sex ed we were given was DON’T. Don’t until you’re married. Don’t until you want to have kids after you’re married. In fact, just DON’T ever or God will punish you. Seriously, the speech took less than 5 minutes. That’s all we got. Well, out of my class of 36, 8 girls were either pregnant or had kids, some of them multiple kids, by graduation. At least 3 guys had fathered one or two themselves. Yup, abstinence education works GREAT!

  11. jkerr Says: Nov 14 3:05 PM

    friendlynerd:

    Was the video from the early 70’s and the lady sporting the Euro look on steroids downstairs?

    If so that same video was burnt into my mind for many years….oddly enough it was a Catholic school girl that got me over that sight!!

  12. George Washingtons Ghost Says: Nov 14 3:32 PM

    It is natural for humans to want to procreate. Therefor telling humans to not have sex is inhuman. Oh the inhumanity!

  13. friendlynerd Says: Nov 14 4:16 PM

    jkerr:

    I think you are talking about “mike”’s post - the way the comments are arranged it’s confusing. The author is below, not above.

    But I know the video you’re talking about - I think it’s called “The Miracle of Life.” I think the miracle is that the kid didn’t get tangled in his mom’s gigantic bush or abraded by the sideburns on her legs.

  14. dmac Says: Nov 14 4:27 PM

    Yeah, I meant to fix that formatting like 2 years ago. I’ll look at it this evening.

    I’ve definitely seen The Miracle of Life, in that class. And also maybe on PBS, is that possible?

  15. Justin Says: Nov 14 4:34 PM

    Good old Arlen. Somebody needs to blow the dust off his brain and get him up to speed on current issues.

  16. SVT Rob Says: Nov 14 4:37 PM

    I went to a public school, through all the boring sex-ed classes, then into the military which showed all the same boring things about STD’s. I’ve had plenty of sexual partners, no children to date, and no diseases ever. Abstinence may work, but if you’re smart, you can still practice safe sex without contraceptives. Pouring money into this program is not going to solve anything, parents being smarter and teaching their children, instead of passing the buck to someone else, would do a lot more to aiding the growth of society, instead of having all these wannabe thugs and hoodlums running around, dipping their wick into anything that has a pulse, and getting the 15-16yo girls pregnant.

    And then you have the whole “Hey, I’m a teacher, and you’re a hot schoolgirl/boy, wanna bump ugly?”

  17. PhillyChief Says: Nov 14 5:11 PM

    I can only assume that means he’s traveled the commonwealth checking teenage girls to see if their hymens are still intact. Icky.

    Brilliant!

  18. Frank Says: Nov 14 5:20 PM

    “if you’re smart, you can still practice safe sex without contraceptives”

    Spoken by someone who either is not smart or who doesn’t know what sex is.

  19. mattb Says: Nov 14 7:28 PM

    I go to a district in rural Michigan that gives sex-ed in 9th grade and doesn’t teach about birth control at all, just abstinence. Last month there were 26 known students pregnant out of around 750 students in the high school, and some students pregnant in the district as young as 11 years old.

  20. boom Says: Nov 14 9:01 PM

    funny how these weirdoes never twig that abstinence is unnatural. not that i have any problem with unnatural (i love cars and vaccinations) but they bang on about what’s sexually ‘natural’ all the time.
    well, guess what? teen pregnancy and genital warts are natural, death in childbirth is natural, your first ever period is nature’s way of saying you can be a mommy now, so GO PERVERTS!!!
    bring on that selfish, godless intervention in the processes of nature! i can’t get enough of it.

  21. boom Says: Nov 14 9:01 PM

    funny how these weirdoes never twig that abstinence is unnatural. not that i have any problem with unnatural (i love cars and vaccinations) but they bang on about what’s sexually ‘natural’ all the time.
    well, guess what? teen pregnancy and genital warts are natural, death in childbirth is natural, your first ever period is nature’s way of saying you can be a mommy now, so GO PERVERTS!!!
    bring on that selfish, godless intervention in the processes of nature! i can’t get enough of it.

  22. Brian Says: Nov 15 11:36 AM

    No such thing as sex. Nothing to see here. Move along.

    Ahh, education…

  23. Coffee Says: Nov 15 12:43 PM

    There has been a lot more valid evidence that abstinence only education does not work. Jesus! v.v I wonder if this guy has read the article about how premarital sex decreases one’s chances of becoming a deliquent.

  24. John Says: Nov 19 7:48 PM

    Everything Specter does only reminds me how much better a Senator Joe Hoeffel would have been.

  25. Sarah Says: Nov 29 2:25 PM

    This is nothing new, in fact this year’s earmarks are a big decrease from previous years. If we all voice our opposition instead of letting him quietly pander to the ultra conservative right he might make some changes!

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