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‘Diabolical Killer’ Fails To Kill Anyone

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After allegedly stabbing a co-worker at Houlihan’s who spurned his romantic advances, as well as another woman who tried to intervene, a 23-year-old Delaware man told reporters, “I’m proud of what I’ve done. I am a fucking diabolical killer.”1

I feel really bad for the girl. Not only was she stabbed, but she worked at Houlihan’s.

Update: His name is Daniel Yoon. Well, at least we know his parents had good taste in names.

1 The story just used “expletive,” so I took a guess.

Crush Leads To Stabbing At Del. Restaurant [CBS 3]

  1. chrissmari Says: Nov 13 1:16 PM

    he coulda said “shitty” diabolical killer.. you know beings as tho he failed and everything

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