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N.J. Women Join Legislature, Wait In Line To Piss
A bunch of women were voted into office last Tuesday in New Jersey, with a record 34 slated to come into the legislature come January. Somehow, this led to a long bathroom line at Thursday’s legislative session. (N.J. doesn’t inaugurate its assemblywomen right away; the session included old and new members.) Anyway: Everybody went to the bathroom at the same time — were they watching a basketball game or something? — and yet they were excited to be in line, though seven assemblywomen did wet their pants. According to the Associated Press, the new female members will apparently care more about women’s issues than their male colleagues. They will also get the chance to prove they can govern just as poorly as men do. |
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I hope they brought their strapons! Otherwise, how are they going to fuck taxpayers???