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Rapper Gains Fame By Not Winning VH1 Contest

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The Courier-Post profiles a rapper who’s doing a show at Rowan. The lead:

When we last left Michael “Neuse” Bozzuffi a year ago, he was slumped over on a couch, surrounded by friends. They helped ease his pain after he watched on live TV to find out he wasn’t going to be crowned the VH1 freestyle hip-hop king.

Wait, really? I mean, I could see being upset you didn’t win the cash prize, but wouldn’t winning the VH1 freestyle hip-hop contest actually hurt your rap career? Just a thought.

Oh, yeah, the comments on the post are pure comedy gold, as apparently holding a hip hop concert shortly after a murder on campus is evil and caving in to the Islamofascists or whatever.

Aspiring hip-hop star to take stage at Rowan [Camden Courier-Post]

  1. chrissmari Says: Nov 5 4:26 PM

    wow.. the comments ARE hilarious and shocking. Srsly. I’ve lost the internet because I had no idea so many people felt that way.

    NO MORE RAP MUSIC !!!! NOT AT ROWAN, NOT IN JERSEY, NOT IN THE USA… RAP IS LIKE CRACK, IT KILLS !!!!!!!!!!!

    STOP RAP NOW !!!!!!!!!!

    RAP IS LIKE CRACK, IT KILLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    STOP RAP NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

    RAP IS LIKE CRACK, IT KILLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Anonymous Says: Nov 5 4:33 PM

    you know, every time you post something from the courier-post, the comments section is full of that same hilarity. i should read that paper more often.

  3. dmac Says: Nov 5 4:36 PM

    The comments section is surprisingly robust, too. It’s pure awesomeness. I’m surprised nobody posted “RAP more like CRAP am i rite?”

  4. Anonymous Says: Nov 5 5:34 PM

    yeah, and i love the way they went ahead and used an out-of-the-box forum software, but did a half-assed job of setting it up.

    “hey joe, you get that comments software set up?”

    “yeah pretty much. it ain’t pretty, but it’s better than some of ‘those people’ they hired recently could do, know what i mean, buddy?”

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