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Nov

5

‘Dallas Sucks, T.O. Swallows’ Shirt Factory Changes Course

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The strange factory in Southwest Philly that churns out “Dallas Sucks, T.O. Swallows, Romo is a Homo” t-shirts changed gears after last night’s disastrous performance and has decided that, well, misery loves consumerism.

I’m glad Calvin continues to be involved in the fortunes of the Eagles, even though he hasn’t appeared in a new comic strip since 1995. It’s just a shame that he’s turned to alcohol to soothe his pain.
 
dmac | 2:47 PM | 9 Comments
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  1. psv Says: Nov 5 3:41 PM

    No, these t-shirts came out at least three weeks ago. He was hawking them at the same spot you took the picture, on Market near the Mellon building.

  2. dmac Says: Nov 5 3:46 PM

    Alas. Odd I hadn’t seen them before. This was at 16th and Chestnut, though. My friend who works near the Mellon building IMed me: “Hey, he’s usually near my office!”

  3. Lola Says: Nov 5 3:59 PM

    These are the same T-shirts that they sold back in the fall of 2001 when they stunk.

  4. chrissmari Says: Nov 5 4:23 PM

    crazy

  5. ALB Says: Nov 5 5:08 PM

    I wish they’d make some with Alycia Lane in a bikini on them.

  6. Zoe Strauss Says: Nov 5 5:44 PM

    I have always thought Calvin was diabetic…what other reason could there be for amount he urinates? Now I see it could possibly be Calvin’s alcoholism that leads him to excessive urination. Sad either way.

  7. sarah b Says: Nov 5 7:01 PM

    Yeah, I definitely saw this guy outside Liberty Place about a month ago, if not a little more…

  8. lauren Says: Nov 7 4:16 PM

    I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

  9. John Says: Sep 23 4:46 PM

    WHere can I buy these t-shirts online? I moved to Boston 4 years ago, and still love the Eagles.

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