Go To Penn And Learn About Teamwork

Hey, so Penn has this thing called the “Wharton School,” which is apparently some sort of businessman factory or something. And there’s also the “College,” which is where people go to major in science and majors where you don’t have to go to class.

But, soon, you’ll be able to go to the “College” and learn how to be a businessman anyway! The School of Arts & Sciences is planning a minor called B-FLAT - Budgeting, Finance, Leadership and Teamwork, because that’s a way better thing to say when you meet somebody at a bar if she asks you what your major was. “Oh, I was in B-FLAT, beeyotch!” (Also, it’s good to know there will soon be a degree worth even less than my one in English; if you go to Penn to study teamwork, you need to give your money to the poor instead.)

The Wharton School, as expected, is none too pleased:

“I think it provides a disservice to the school,” said Georgette Chapman Phillips, Wharton’s vice dean of Undergraduate Education. “If you are going to take all these business classes, why aren’t you doing it in” Wharton?

Because you wouldn’t let them in. Duh.

College pushes for minor in business [Daily Pennsylvanian]