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Andy Reid’s Son Sold Drugs To Your Son

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Calling the Andy Reid household a “Drug Emporium” — he also later compared it to Carrefour — a judge yesterday sentenced Garrett and Britt Reid to 23 months in prison while blasting their upbringing. (Judge Steven T. O’Neill really should have gone with a Mountain Meadows massacre reference, but, hey.)

Reid’s son Garrett also smuggled 89 pills in his ass when he went into jail. And to make things better, Garrett was apparently selling drugs in North Philly. (This seems like just bad business. No way he makes as much money on the streets of North Philly than he could have made from rich kids in the suburbs.)

“I liked being the rich kid in that area,” the report quoted Reid as saying, apparently in reference to North Philadelphia. “I could go anyplace in the ‘hood. They all knew who I was. I liked being a drug dealer. . . . These kids were scared of me. I was even selling to their parents.”

Meanwhile, the Eagles and Cowboys play Sunday night and the jokes are just going to get even less clever.

  1. chrissmari Says: Nov 2 11:47 AM

    i think it’s a volume thing. go to the ghetto if you need to sell it quickly.

    go to the suburbs if you want to gyp rich white kids out of money, but it’ll take longer.

    I’ll always go with number two but this is why i’m not a drug dealer.

  2. chrissmari Says: Nov 2 11:49 AM

    i’ve of course learned this from weeds. maybe when series three is over i will be able to go into business for myself.

  3. Nicki Says: Nov 2 12:31 PM

    I’m pretty certain that you could do a high volume in the suburbs, at an even higher price. The rich kids aren’t comparison shopping.

    But if you’re an addict, you’re probably not making the best business decisions anyway.

  4. Anonymous Says: Nov 2 1:35 PM

    where do you think the rich suburban kids go to buy their drugs?

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