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Abridged ‘Daily News’ ColumnistsRonnie Polaneczky: Rarr, I think we should have public executions! Stu Bykofsky: Watch as this old fogey attempts to cover the high-tech presidential debate! Carol Towarnicky: Wait, so Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week wasn’t a fair analysis of Islam? And when’s Christianofascism Awareness Week? Michael Smerconish: “In short, ‘vajayjay’ has got us thinking outside of the box, which makes the feminists nervous.” Somebody explain to me what moon women Michael Smerconish is writing this article about because I have no idea what the hell he’s talking about. |
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“Vajayjay says “hello . . . welcome” and “open for business.”
Man, I’ve been going about it all wrong. No need for wining and dining, just ask to see the vajayjay and you’re in.
Taxpayers, take me to your vajayjay!
The women Smerconish is talking about obviously read the New York Times, which did this story over the weekend, or Jezebel, which did a post on the NYT story yesterday.
http://tinyurl.com/39o7q4
Also, I can’t imagine it was a SURPRISE to Stu, or anyone who read his column, that the reporters have to sit in a separate room during the debates. People — not him, I guess — are actually writing on deadline and need to be able to file as the debate’s going on. That whole column was a big ol’ ink waster.
It’s in my VAJAYJAY!
Oprah’s vajayjay has a vajayjay? Scary.
So is this a humor column by Schmirc? It is obviously a column about synonyms for female genitalia, but are lines like:
Pardon my directness, but I refuse to beat around the bush.
Vagina is a tough word that refuses to roll easily off the tongue.
I can’t quite put my finger on it
with a warm and fuzzy connotation
“vajayjay” has got us thinking outside of the box
So these are jokes right? I can never tell with conservatives when they are trying to be funny, and when they are just being idiots. So are these supposed to be jokes?
I think so. I appreciate the sort of sly puns instead of hitting us over the head with them, but it seems so odd coming from a man who will urge us something equally insane with a straight face next week. It’d be like Dave Barry writing a serious column about invading Iran.
Ah, I think Smerconish is saying that he is extremely afraid of vaginas and as such, probably has a limited and frustrating sex life.
Or perhaps he’s saying that he couldn’t think of a good topic so he instead wrote a shitty column with lame jokes which actually refer to the vulva and/or clitoris and not the vagina, but my guess is he probably doesn’t realize that.