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Oct

25

Slow News Day Interrupted By Panty Raid!

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NBC 10 reported yesterday that a Victoria’s Secret in the Cumberland Mall was robbed! Of 50 pairs of panties! And it’s the second robbery this year!

Yes, an everyday mall robbery made the news because feminine undergarments were taken, and NBC 10 could interview random people in the mall.

Shoppers here have their own theories about why someone would steal all that underwear, NBC 10’s Ted Greenberg reported.

“They sell them on the street. People who need them can get them,” Hunter said.

“Someone has a fetish, maybe,” suggested Castro.

“I think it’s crazy, you know,” said Davis. “Get a job. Buy the stuff you need. Don’t steal it. Everybody else suffers in the long run because the prices go up.”

Shit. Fetish-crazed panty stealers are going to sell Victoria’s Secret merchandise on the street and we’ll have to pay more for it later on!

Another Panty Raid Occurs At Local Victoria’s Secret [NBC 10]
 
dmac | 1:41 PM | 3 Comments
Malls, NBC 10, New Jersey, Panties, Slow News Day, Victoria's Secret
 
  1. SHF Says: Oct 25 3:10 PM

    chrissmari, do you wear Victoria’s Secret?

  2. SD Says: Oct 25 6:11 PM

    What kind of people buy underwear on the street?

  3. Lewis Skulnik Says: Oct 26 8:12 PM

    Tri-lambs forever!

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