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Register To Vote For Exciting Already-Decided Election

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We are now less than a month away from the most exciting time of the year — i.e. the election between midterms and presidential. Could those odd-year elections be any more exciting?

Oh, yeah, there’s also a mayor’s race in Philadelphia between the guy who’s going to win (Michael Nutter) and the guy who’s going to lose (Al Taubenberger). And don’t forget the third-party candidates John Staggs (Socialist Workers, eligible to run for mayor, actually on ballot) and Larry West (independent, not eligible to run for mayor, not on ballot).

If you are very excited to vote for Mayor Al or meatpacker Staggs, be sure to note: Today is the last day you can register for the election in Pennsylvania. If you don’t vote, nothing will happen, but you lose your right to complain about the guy you voted for who’s not paying attention to your stupid pet causes.

  1. Larry West Says: Oct 9 12:19 PM

    And don’t forget to thank the overall media coverage on this entire race! They’ve done an incredible job of doing daily updates, covering this race like all the others, and making sure voters are well-informed on all the issues!

  2. ChrissMari Says: Oct 9 12:24 PM

    Larry, that’s because Big Al decided not to run a campaign and Nutter ignored you and the pinko.

  3. Uh... City Council? Says: Oct 9 12:30 PM

    Dude, you missed the big race in this election. We can still go out and vote for David Oh to replace that dumbass puppy hugger Jack Kelly who’s done nothing in the past four years and is running for re-election so he can do nothing for 4 more years until he can get his pension.

    http://davidoh.org/

  4. SHF Says: Oct 9 12:34 PM

    ChrissMari, let’s fuck!

  5. Larry West Says: Oct 9 1:44 PM

    LOL! Thanks, Chris!

    I’ve gotta admit, Nutter’s been nice to me. I still want to win, but he is a good guy, very polite every time I meet him. But it would be nice if he at least acknowledged John Staggs. At least make people aware of the 3rd Party Candidate who made it on the ballot!

    At any rate, you can still check out my art and website when you click on my name. Also, check out my MySpace page:

    http://www.myspace.com/larrywestproductions

    Official Press Release stuff should come soon about all of this and my run-in with Donna Reed Miller. D-Mac, if you still have my number, feel free to give me a call about it.

    Otherwise, just vote Larry in November. Howard the Duck is also cool.

  6. mikedee Says: Oct 9 1:55 PM

    Just get rid of the piece of shit carol campbell already

  7. Anonymous Says: Oct 9 2:10 PM

    Not to worry, the piece of shit carol campbell will be replaced with the piece of shit curtis jones jr

  8. acm Says: Oct 10 11:41 AM

    well, there is something about Supreme Court Justices — unless you don’t care about, say, the health care debates, zoning battles, and contentious redistricting (which requires Court approval), all of which are expected in the next 2-3 years . . .

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