Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Oct

8

Newspaper Sentence Of The Year

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I forsee nothing topping this as the greatest sentence published in any newspaper this year.

Allen also knows that turkey poop also is called guano, scat, excrement or droppings.

Shit. The one the reporter left out was shit.

(This story, incidentally, is about a gang of turkeys that’s terrorizing a New Jersey town.)

Turkeys gobbling up space in Port Republic [Press of Atlantic City]
 
dmac | 2:01 PM | 0 Comments
Atlantic City Press, Poop, Scat, Shit, Synonyms, Turkeys, WTF
 

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