There must be some kind of Kerri-Lee paraphenallia for tickets exchange we could work out. Fact is, she just took her shoes off. My lord, that’s a beautiful big toe.
What say the right heel for your seats?
I’d simply need you to cover for my exclusive report on pumpkin-flavored coffee drinks in Philadelphia before Jenapher steals my lead.
I hate DMAC because his fucking of ugly old women made the Phillies lose.
anon Says:
Oct 5 2:43 PM
It was a goat on my farm D-Mac blew. The goat seemed disinterested. After giving him a facial it walked away without cuddling and kicked a puppy.
Mets Fan Says:
Oct 5 5:23 PM
God is restoring the natural order of things after she was distracted by a telephone call last weekend causing the Mets to lose so we hate you for being a Phillies fan, which is better than being a Yankees fan, but in light of recent events, not by much.
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If they lose again I’m blaming you.
You’re ugly. I wouldn’t fuck you.
get a hair cut and stop pulling your socks up so high
You’re such an asshole for not posting those photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini. I hate you.
just go to fucking church where you belong and kill yourself.
Same stupid joke every time, aren’t I clever?
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about stuff DMAC didn’t ask you to talk about.
Go fondle some puppies while you’re at it.
you mean “phucking church” I think.
I hate DMAC for hating “ph” cleverness.
There must be some kind of Kerri-Lee paraphenallia for tickets exchange we could work out. Fact is, she just took her shoes off. My lord, that’s a beautiful big toe.
What say the right heel for your seats?
I’d simply need you to cover for my exclusive report on pumpkin-flavored coffee drinks in Philadelphia before Jenapher steals my lead.
D-Mac blows goats. I have proof.
I hate you in interesting ways.
i hate DMAC ’cause he’s absolutely no challenge in Big Brain Academy - Wii Degree!
I hate DMAC because he’s always picking up chicks the way Fred Thompson met his wife:
http://tinyurl.com/2yv6cd
I hate DMAC because the Phillies are losing again.
Fred Thompson’s wife is hot. I’d fuck her.
P.S. I hate DMAC because chrissmari won’t phuck me.
a poor man’s philebrity
So’s your face!
i’d totally fuck sandra day o’conner she’s a hot old lady
Oh yeah? Well, I’d fuck Rosie O’Donnell. She’s the hottest woman alive.
I hate DMAC because his fucking of ugly old women made the Phillies lose.
It was a goat on my farm D-Mac blew. The goat seemed disinterested. After giving him a facial it walked away without cuddling and kicked a puppy.
God is restoring the natural order of things after she was distracted by a telephone call last weekend causing the Mets to lose so we hate you for being a Phillies fan, which is better than being a Yankees fan, but in light of recent events, not by much.