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Ex-Nun Hordes Super Fast ‘Matrix’ Puppydogs
In Mayfair, a former nun was cited with 62 counts of animal cruelty after investigators found, uh, 46 cats and 16 dogs in her home. The woman apparently was taking in any animals she could get and the place was overrun with cute little bundles of fur. Neighbors told NBC 10 the stench overwhelmed the neighborhood for two years, so they’re finally happy everything doesn’t smell like shit anymore. Anyway, while the workers were bringing the dogs out, a few of them escaped, some of them apparently at warp speed, according to the photo above that looks like the poster for The Fugitive. They eventually caught all the dogs in the driveway (called an “alleyway” everywhere but Mayfair). Also the ex-nun was outside of the house wearing a Phillies t-shirt. Silly. It shoulda been a Michael Vick jersey! |
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You mean “Phugitive” I think
Same stupid joke everytime, aren’t I clever?
We used to call it a “driveway” in Wynnefield Heights, too. It’s where you have to drive to park your car behind your house.
actually it was castor gardens, not mayfair