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CNN Runs Out Of Questions To Ask
This is basically the equivalent of asking: “If you could be King of Mexico, what kind of crown would you want?” It’s a question with exactly zero relevance to anyone reading CNN.com. And just because Miles O’Brien likes boring ol’ space doesn’t mean I want to hear anything about it. Wake me up when we go back to the fucking moon. On the plus side, at least Ron Paul won’t be winning this Internet poll. It’ll be the first one he hasn’t won in months. CNN.com |
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You mean “phucking moon” I think.
A better poll would’ve been:
“Would you like to see pictures of Alycia Lane in a bikini?”
- Yes
- No
- Maybe
- Pretty Please with sugar on top
- Only if Ron Paul wins
- I want to see pictures of CowboyNeal in a bikini
No, it should be:
“Would you fuck Alycia Lane in a bikini?”
- yes, because she’s hot
- no, she’s not hot
- I’d rather fuck Ron Paul in a bikini
- I’d rather fuck CowboyNeal in a bikini
- I’d rather fuck Larry Mendte in a bikini
You mean “phuck” I think
Same stupid joke every time, aren’t I clever?
yes
Yes, you are.
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about the same thing over and over.