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Bucks Co. Town To Be Overrun By Chanting Hippies

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A couple in Solebury, Bucks County, wanted to run a series of yoga retreats at their house during the year. Not too many; just five sessions on their 10-acre property. They have enough parking, they’re installing a new septic tank to deal with the bathrooms and, um, it’s yoga. No problem, right?

Well, yeah, of course there’s a problem.

On Tuesday, supervisors heard testimony from Alisa Bhatnagar about the proposal, while neighbors raised concerns that ranged from the amount of chanting that will be done to the number of people the property will host at one time.

Yes, because there is no more cacophonous sound than “Om.”

Oh, yeah, and this:

“I don’t want you to be afraid it’s some kind of hippies living next door,” she said. “We’re not hippies. We’re not a commune.”

No! Hippies! Not the hippies!

Neighbors: Plan for yoga would stretch our limits [Doylestown Intelligencer]
[Photo by diamondmountain, licensed via Creative Commons]

  1. chrissmari Says: Oct 3 12:52 PM

    to be fair.. i wouldn’t want hippies living around me either.

  2. SHF Says: Oct 3 1:06 PM

    She’s hot. I’d fuck her (the leader, not that ugly dude without a shirt).

    chrissmari, too. When’s our rain date for fucking?

  3. Anonymous Says: Oct 3 1:57 PM

    Maybe the neighbors are concerned about the smell from groups of people using crystal rock deodorant that doesn’t work

  4. Nicki Says: Oct 3 2:00 PM

    Yeah, yoga retreats are known for being loud and bawdy. Especially the meditation part.

  5. mikedee Says: Oct 3 6:01 PM

    The TRAFFIC!!!!!!

    What about the fucking kids!?!?!?!?!

    What the fuck is Solebury coming too?? This is where Bob Toll lives you know, we cant be having yoga going on here….

    better build some fucking houses instead.

    Dont you just hate the fucks that live in the suburbs??

  6. Anonymous Says: Oct 4 9:52 AM

    You mean “phucks” I think.

  7. j.j. Says: Jan 19 3:47 PM

    good for the neighbors…i did business with Shyam bhatnagar,,,i consider him to be a ” phony unlicensed psychologist who preys on yuppies/ vulnerable people”

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