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Fascist Presidential Candidate To Eat Xenophobic Cheesesteak

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Doin’ anything tonight? Well, now you are, because the Official Presidential Candidate of 9/11 is going to be eating at Geno’s tonight!

Presidential candidates usually stop at Pat’s and Geno’s, but now that Geno’s owner Joe Vento — a resident of New Jersey — has become the poster child for hating the Mexicans that moved in to South Philly, the creepy Republican candidates will all be stopping at Geno’s to let them know how they’re going to build 300 Guantanamo Bays and end all immigration and, in the case of Ron Paul, collapse the global economy. (Update: Ron Paul’s election would also blow up the Earth.)

Republican presidential front-runner Rudy Giuliani will be in South Philadelphia this evening. The former New York mayor is scheduled to be at Geno’s Steaks on South Ninth Street at 6:45 p.m. to visit with area residents.

Geno’s Steaks is owned by Joey Vento, who got national and international attention last year for posting a sign in the window declaring: “This is America. When ordering, speak English.” In his campaign, Giuliani has said that anyone seeking American citizenship should be required to read, write and speak English.

Guiliani will then imprison any residents who jaywalk after he makes fun of John Kerry for ordering a steak with Swiss on it like four years ago.

Giuliani to visit Geno’s Steaks tonight [Inquirer]

  1. ALB Says: Oct 1 2:27 PM

    Will Alycia Lane be there wearing a bikini?

  2. chrissmari Says: Oct 1 2:37 PM

    oh man.. Rudy and the Rally Monday at one day my head may explode.

    i will be there haha

  3. Ryan Says: Oct 1 3:09 PM

    Ron Paul implode the global economy? Ummm… sorry but the current administration & the federal reserve has done a good job at that and having Hillary force people to pay for health insurance is only going to hurt it more by making people have less money to spend on consumer items. You know they are tanking the dollar to give birth to the Amero don’t you? WAKE UP!

    ~RP08~

  4. Tom W Says: Oct 1 3:32 PM

    Ron Paul for President
    What he says is what he means
    Ron Paul for President
    He’ll sweep this country clean

    He’ll kick out the old UN
    And keep us out of wars
    The income tax will see an end
    And we’ll legalize drugs and whores

    With Walter Williams as his running mate
    We’ll get back our fair share
    And with old Rockwell at Department of State
    We’ll bring back peace to world affairs

    No more bailouts of the banks
    He’ll give your tax money back to you
    So you can buy a Sherman tank
    Or build a castle too!

    Ron Paul for President
    He’s real nice, not mean
    Ron Paul for President
    He’ll swee-eep this count-ry clean!

  5. FZappa Says: Oct 1 3:59 PM

    Ron Paul won’t collapse the global economy, fool, he’ll give the coming inevitable collapse as soft a landing as possible because he understands the necessity of asset-backed currency.

    If you want to lay blame for the coming collapse, it goes at the feet of the Federal Reserve and every other central bank around the world. Fiat money doesn’t work.

    Remember: Google, then blog, not the other way around.

  6. FZappa Says: Oct 1 4:01 PM

    What you should have Googled before blogging, towelie:

    http://www.ronpaullibrary.org/document.php?id=507

  7. Anonymous Says: Oct 1 4:33 PM

    Ron Paul is a Republican Larouche.

  8. dmac Says: Oct 1 4:53 PM

    If Ron Paul is elected president, I forsee a plague of locusts o’er the land.

  9. Brad Linzy, Evansville, IN Says: Oct 1 4:58 PM

    HAHAHAHA!

    Ron Paul collapse the global economy… You people want to know what’s really happened to the global economy? Study “fractional reserve banking” and the creation of the Federal Reserve. Study the “petrodollar”. Do a search for “Ron Paul Dollar Hegemony” and read his speech he gave on that subject.

    The economy has already collapsed! It’s just being artificially held up instead of allowed to weed and prune itself naturally like a Free, Healthy Economy should!

    The bottom line is, there NEEDS to be a correction. The last few weeks have shown that. Gold is at $750 a freaking ounce! Wake up and smell the coffee, people. This whole thing is going down into another Great Depression - something we hadn’t seen until after the Federal Reserve took over the ship and started micromanaging everything artificially. And now, our money is backed by nothing but our military might and the fact that every barrel of oil sold on the face of the earth is priced in dollars. But that’s not gonna last much longer.

    China and Europe and Saudi Arabia are pulling out of the dollar and moving to the Euro. As a result of this, you’re going to see the American “empire” collapse into a dust heap. Our standard of living will (and IS) going down by the day. What kind of jobs did you see in YOUR paper this week? Healthcare and service industy is about all that’s left.

    What a JOKE to say that Ron Paul would collapse the economy! What would likely happen is the Federal Reserve Board, who Ron Paul wants to shut down permanently, would collapse the economy and BLAME Ron Paul for it just like the Central Banks did in Andrew Jackson’s day.

  10. TLB Says: Oct 1 5:14 PM

    There are certainly valid concerns regarding large numbers of people here not speaking English, right?

    So, when “D-Mac” tries to cloud those concerns with name-calling, he isn’t discussing everything involved in this issue, right?

    So, should you trust what his other posts are telling you?

  11. Anonymous Says: Oct 1 5:17 PM

    Ron Paul just talks about a bunch of weird crap conspiracies that nobody understands. I think he’s crazy.

  12. FZappa Says: Oct 1 5:41 PM

    We Ron Paul supporters notice a pattern: when people like D-Mac don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, like now, they try to weasel out of the discussion with semi-clever “plague of locusts”-esque comments.

    So D-Mac: either learn something about the Federal Reserve, the gold standard, and Ron Paul, or shut the fuck up on all three subjects.

    You can start here:

    http://www.321gold.com/fed/greenspan/1966.html

  13. FZappa Says: Oct 1 5:50 PM

    Now he’s quiet.

  14. GFC Says: Oct 1 6:03 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about Ron Paul.

  15. TIm Says: Oct 1 6:11 PM

    I will go to BOO the Mets, Joey Vento, and the Republican Party all at the same time. What a great day to be a Philadelphian.

  16. Tim Says: Oct 1 6:12 PM

    I will go to BOO the Mets, Joey Vento, and the Republican Party all at the same time. What a great day to be a Philadelphian.

  17. ALB Says: Oct 1 6:22 PM

    I just want photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini. I like positive things.

  18. Jaime morales Says: Oct 27 6:52 PM

    I will never vote republican again. Italians are the most hateful and jealous animals on earth.

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