Herb Denenberg Is Awesome

I hadn’t read any of Herb’s columns in a while, but a perusal of a few of his recent musings are incredibly awesome. Denenberg is focusing less and less on consumer issues and more and more on people who he feels should be executed for their thoughts. Or something like that.

Oh? Now, you take a look.

How To Lose A War By Ignoring And Denying It, Aug. 24:

America, graced with its resources and military power, can’t lose this war against international terrorism unless the Democratic Party wins the White House and walks the most powerful nation in the history of the world down the path of retreat, defeat, surrender and appeasement. When that White Flag, now waved by the Democratic Party leadership, flies over the White House, it will truly symbolize the surrender of America and the end of America as we know it.

How The Mainstream Media And Political Correctness May Cause Us To Lose The War On Terror, Sept. 19:

How do you win a war against terror, aka World War III, when:

* the mainstream media largely ignore what Islamic extremists and terrorists are doing around the world, making the mainstream media one of the terrorist’s best friends, [...]

In July 2005, the BBC suddenly dropped its plans for a dramatization of John Buchan’s novel Greenmantle. The novel involves the attempts of Germany to inflame Muslim extremists during World War I. BBC said the book contained “unsuitable and insensitive material.” Isn’t that considerate? But where was that consideration when BBC aired “Jerry Springer: The Opera.” That production is described as a “scurrilous, anti-Christian expostulation” that “occasioned widespread protest among Christians.”

Don’t Be Shocked At Columbia’s Invitation To Ahmadinejad, Sept. 24:

So no one should be surprised that Columbia University honors America’s enemy No. 1 in time of war. In fact, if this were still the season of graduation, Columbia would have probably given this certified murderer of American soldiers and civilians an honorary degree.

I’m going to submit a parody conservative column to a humor publication, and I’m just going to take parts of Herb Denenberg’s columns and not change anything. I’ll be rich. These are awesome.