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Sep

26

Fortunately, City Not Neglecting Breasts

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Yesterday, City Controller Alan Butkovitz released a report detailing how incompetent the city is, pretty much. (This is his job.)

And one of the more egregious items missing? Why, of course, a mammogram machine, which had somehow apparently been lost. It seems like it might be hard to lose one of those, but, hey, it’s Philly.

But fear not, ladies: The mammogram machine has been found; it was never missing in the first place! Hooray!

Acting Health Commissioner John F. Domzalski, appointed on Friday after a department shakeup, said that the machine, reported missing this morning by Controller Alan Butkovitz, is accounted for and operating at Health Center #4.

Domzalski did say that the Controller’s other findings appear to be true.

So, you know, we got that at least. Phew.

Mammogram Machine Found! [Heard in the Hall]
Thanks, Citizen Mom
 
dmac | 1:16 PM | 3 Comments
Breasts, Good News
 
  1. SHF Says: Sep 26 2:16 PM

    She’s hot. I’d fuck her.

  2. SD Says: Sep 26 4:12 PM

    That was a golden opportunity to show two adorable puppies and you missed it. My heart for this blog died a little today.

  3. dmac Says: Sep 26 4:22 PM

    Flickr wasn’t loading and I already had this breast photo. But, yes, you’re right, I should have waited.

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