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Sep

25

Sexy Female Pirate Ninja Zombie LOLCats Are Chuck Norris’ Base, Killin’ His Doods

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The rest of Pennsylvania is an interesting place. It seems content to simply kill us with nuclear fallout and also they have ninja robbers.

Female ninja robbers. Out near Pittsburgh, two women dressed as ninjas robbed a convenience store. Weird, you think they’d go after a bigger target. They’re ninjas and all.

Police said the two women — one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword — entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m. [...]

“They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas,” said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. “Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime.”

If there’s one thing I know about the Internet, it’s that it loves stupid shit like ninjas. (And zombies and cats and Chuck Norris and All Your Base Are Belong To Us!) So here’s my ninja post of the day to get more and more Google hits to this site. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Female ‘Ninjas’ Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger [The Pittsburgh Channel]
 
dmac | 3:10 PM | 4 Comments
All Your Base, Chuck Norris, I Hate The Internet, Jokes From 2001 That Are Still Around What The Fuck, LOLCats, Ninjas, Pennsylvania, Pirates, Zombies
 
  1. ALB Says: Sep 25 4:15 PM

    Greetings, DMAC. All your Alycia Lane in a bikini photos are belong to us.

  2. chrissmari Says: Sep 25 5:06 PM

    double dragon > bad dudes

  3. SHF Says: Sep 25 5:07 PM

    See ya Friday!

  4. Toby Says: Sep 25 5:08 PM

    Out in Staten Island, there is a Ninja Burglar who is striking fear in the residents of the part of New York City won in a boat race against New Jersey (or so the story goes).

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