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Sep

22

Giant-Headed Mascot Needs Accurate Identification

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Gee, thanks. I wasn’t sure which one was the Jefferson mascot.

(The Phils are still 1 1/2 back in the division and are the same in the Wild Card. Current playoff odds: 38 percent. By the way, the Phillies totally need a giant-head mascot race. I suggest Ben Franklin, William Penn, Frank Rizzo, Ed Rendell and John Street. Oh, man, that would be incredible.)

Photo - Jefferson & A Friend [Reuters/Yahoo! Sports]
 
dmac | 3:37 PM | 4 Comments
Giant-Head Mascots, Photo Captions, Thomas Jefferson
 
  1. Sarah B Says: Sep 22 6:57 PM

    I was AT that game last night. The presidents with the giant heads were everywhere!

  2. Anonymous Says: Sep 22 9:05 PM

    You forgot MCB Penis and Alycia Lane in a bikini.

  3. Andy Says: Sep 23 10:47 AM

    Giant-head races are for second rate teams:

    Milwaukee (innovator) - Sausage race
    Pittsburgh - Perogie race
    DC - President race
    KC - Hot Dog race (best they could do? the competitors are mustard, ketchup and relish.)

    We’re not THAT bad yet. Maybe after we trade Jimmy Rollins for Adam Dunn over the offseason, we can start the Philadelphia Characters race:

    1. Northeast Racist
    2. WIP Caller
    3. Murderer
    4. John Street

  4. Anonymous Says: Sep 23 11:20 AM

    5. MBC Penis
    6. Alycia Lane in a bikini

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