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SEPTA Owns Philadelphia Once Again
Hey, remember a few months ago, when SEPTA got all that cash from Harrisburg, and everything was going to move swimmingly for the transit agency for a while, especially since transfers would not be eliminated? Well, right. You knew this was coming. Since SEPTA wasn’t allowed to eliminate transfers, it’s going to raise fares a bit. Tokens will go from $1.30 to $1.45 and transfers will go from 60 cents to 75. Metro’s article about the rate hike contains this little back and forth between SEPTA and the city.
Yes! The legal responsibility of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 does not protect routes! Take, that, Chief Ridership Officer! I still do want to know who are the people emailing SEPTA, sending snickering emails: “Hey jerks! I’m not going to buy any passes! I didn’t have time to do a ‘Leave Britney alone’ parody video, so here’s a LOLcat.” Take a HIKE [Metro] |
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Man, I hate LOLcats. And that “I’m in your base, killin your d00ds” line, too. (They are both better than ‘Leave Britney alone’ parodies, though.)
Anyway, I’ve apparently become everything I despise. I might as well run for political office to complete the transformation.
With the service I get, septa should not charge anything and give me a photo of Alycia Lane while she’s wearing a bikini every time I ride a bus or train.
Perhaps they could use the extra funds to clean the stations that smell like piss and look like prison. But then where would they get the money for cushy patronage jobs??
i’m the one writing those angry emails to septa. now you know.
Dan,
just remember to hire me when you do run for office. kthnx
You should move to MBC’s district and run for state rep.
I can’t wait to fuck taxpayers!
DMQ’s Penis made me choke on the power bar I was eating. Fortunately, I was hit by a car (as I was sidekicking while walking) and the power bar dislodged.
–updated from my sidekick in an ambulance
You’re hot. I’d fuck you.
I am very small.
hello i am a potato
Where’s Sentient ATM?
Why the hell are tokens cheaper than the actual fare?
In days of old before New York went to automated fare collection with the MetroCard, tokens cost as much as the fare, except if you got ten then you got one free. That is how you do it instead of taking a big loss.
what about a LOLmbc?
After all, your MBC tron pic from a while back is begging to be annotated with “Im in yur base, killin yur d00ds!!!”
and I’m a sentient ATM.
sorry, I was busy.
Yay for Sentient ATM!