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Sep

20

Insurgents Felled By Roundhouse Kicks To Head

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Yes, that’s right: A bizarre conservative “news” website has an article about how Chuck Norris went to Iraq and it’s actually much better than the liberal media would have you believe! No, really.

Norris said in an e-mail from Iraq two things have become very apparent as he has traveled from base to base: The “surge is working” and “morale is up – way up!” [...]

“It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province,” Norris said. “It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media.”

I’m not quite sure I can work anymore, folks. If reality is like this, how the hell am I suppose to make jokes? They can’t possibly top Chuck Norris saying the liberal media is ruining the Iraq War.

Reinforcements sent to Iraq – Chuck Norris! [WorldNetDaily]
 
dmac | 9:15 AM | 3 Comments
Chuck Norris, Headlines, Iraq War, Surge, WTF
 
  1. ALB Says: Sep 20 10:34 AM

    They should send Alycia Lane over there in a bikini. That would send troop morale way up.

  2. A. V. Says: Sep 20 11:03 AM

    Apparently Mr. Norris has taken one too many blows to the head.

  3. ALB Says: Sep 20 11:07 AM

    I would like Alycia Lane to give me a blow to the head while wearing a bikini.

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