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Sep

17

OJ In The (Pog) Slammer

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Hey, everybody! If you did nothing but watch sports all weekend, you might have missed–no, just kidding, this story was there, too. As you know, then: OJ Simpson has been charged with several felonies. Apparently, we all had so much fun last time OJ was in serious trouble we all decided to do it again, only without murdering anyone this time.

And we all remember what happened last time OJ was charged with several felonies: Horrible bootleg merchandise. Fortunately, I snapped up several crates of bootleg merchandise for a song after OJ’s last acquittal.

I can only assume what was popular then will also be popular now. As such, I am ready, as I have a crate of OJ Simpson pogs and OJ Simpson pog slammers. In keeping with the theme, I’ve also invested heavily in Power Rangers action figures (gotta price gouge on Christmas) and 49ers quarterback Steve Young.

O.J. Simpson Ordered Held Without Bail [AP/Philly.com]
 
dmac | 10:22 AM | 2 Comments
1994, 1995, Funny Felonies, OJ Simpson, Pogs
 
  1. Philly Chit Chat Says: Sep 17 11:56 AM

    Anyway they get him will satisfy me.

  2. Bryan Says: Sep 17 12:52 PM

    Not even kidding: I own that pog set. I could take a picture tonight to prove it.

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