Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Sep

14

And Now, Marcus Hayes

The Sabermetric-hating Daily News reporter’s story apparently was translated into moon language, then into text messaging language:

“The fas can thin nk me for giving the couiple xtea doifg on dolar dog,” said dyrb. “

Bats awaken; can’t say same about Durbin [Daily News]
 
dmac | 4:35 PM | 4 Comments
Daily News, Marcus Hayes, Moon Language, Phillies, WTF
 
  1. Anonymous Says: Sep 14 5:30 PM

    saw that too. I thought maybe I was having a stroke… undoubtedly brought on by the pitching of Mr. dyrb.

  2. hahaha Says: Sep 14 10:48 PM

    10:02 p.m. and it’s still up on Philly.com. Also, it’s Friday night and I’m a loser.

  3. Anonymous Says: Sep 15 1:15 AM

    It’s Friday night and I’m here to look at the Flavia Colgan photo again.

  4. ALB Says: Sep 16 12:44 AM

    ME TOO!! GRANNY!!

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