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Sep

11

Kids Learn Important Pissing Lessons

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Classes started yesterday in the public schools in Philadelphia, and the kids are already learning important life lessons:

As the school year opened at Logan Elementary in Philadelphia yesterday morning, teacher Jeneen Crawford, as one of her first tasks, reviewed with her second-grade pupils the rules for good behavior when visiting the bathroom.

“Do not scream out the window,” one student said, getting a nod of approval from Crawford.

“Do not go on the floor,” said another.

“Don’t pee out the window,” added a third.

They were also told not to take a wide stance in the lavatory; you just don’t know if there’s an officer in the stall next to you.

Adding rules to the three R’s [Inquirer]
 
dmac | 1:45 PM | 2 Comments
Bathrooms, Philadelphia School District, Pissing, Wide Stances, Windows, WTF
 
  1. Anonymous Says: Sep 11 2:34 PM

    Peeing out the window… ah, those were the days.

  2. ALB Says: Sep 11 5:38 PM

    I’d like to pee all over Alycia Lane in her Bikini!!!

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