Sep6 |
 |
The Impossible Caption Contest
I surmise you cannot caption this photo without making a reference to Bill Clinton’s — or, for that matter, Mark B. Cohen’s — penis. Prove me wrong — or, for that matter, right — ladies and gentlemen. Hillary Clinton at Yahoo! News Photos [AP/George Widman/Yahoo!] |
|
|
|
I can fit 5 MBC Penises in here!
I do! I have Alycia Lane’s bikini photos!
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about my breasts resting on my belt.
CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL… WHAT THE ROD…IS….COOKING!?!
The Hollow Man strikes again.
I can have total global domination!
Hillary Clinton celebrates her victory in the 2007 Women’s POG world championships. Afterwards she was quoted as saying “It felt like my slammer was an extension of my body.” She also went on to thank Jesus, say that she “shocked the world” and that she’d prefer if we didn’t “call it a comeback”
50 shares of Haliburton!
Eeeeh-haw!
However you spell the sound a donkey makes…
Oh Oh Oh Mr. Kotter I know. Penis !
Today’s special at KFC… the Hillary special. 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts and a left wing.
I had Monica too!
The invisible man strikes again.
Everyone who has slept with my husband, please raise your hand.
La Donna Mobile!
In tribute to Luciano Pavarotti.
Not only are we going to New Hampshire … we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!
TAXI!!!!!!!
Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!
Sieg Hiel!
What do you mean, my daughter’s real father is Janet Reno ?!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuher!
Today the US, . . . Tomorrow the WORLD !!!
Heil myself !
Send ME to Iraq!!!!
Tax the Middle Class! High Five!
Who want first hit of the Monica Louinski Pinyata
Excuse me while I rip this out
Hop to it ladies! Work those abs! To the right . . .
Ew Ew OO Eww Ew!!! Mr Kotterah
YOU DON”T TRUST ME????
WhaddayawannagiveIhearafivedollafivedolladivefifty
fivefiftysixIgotsixsixfiftySEVENsevendollasevenfifty…
Me. OOOOH me, I’m the biggest bitch in the room!!
Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooo!!
It also kind of looks like she’s doing something dirty with that ugly fat bitch behind her, but I’m not sure what.
WOOOOOHHHH. I am a tight assed bitch.
Security! This fat bitch behind me keeps sticking her toes in my brown-eye…
They threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth…enter Hillary!
Do you have JESUS?
I HOLD THE POWER!!!……oh wait, thats not He-Man
Aaaand I am teeeeellinn you… Im not go-oin!
Mr. Kotter! Mr Kotter! Big Hilda’s kicking my chair again!
“Well aware of public decorum, Hillary still wished deep inside she could’ve raised the other finger at Bill…”
Lift and seperate my ass………..
BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
fgsfds!
BINGO
I like cock!
HEY, LEWINSKI! Ya wanna see a hand that can really please a man? RIGHT HERE, BABY! RIGHT HERE!!
476 million Yuan going once
476 million Yuan going twice
SOLD to the highest bidder
I have to pee! Anybody know where the men’s room is?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
You WILL bow before me, son of Jor-El!
Cock goes where?!?!?!
WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW???
“Ok, ok, ok… the genetic tests are accurate… it’s true I HAVE A PENIS.”
Freebird!!
Can anyone put the dumb in dumbass
Like Dick Cheney. Vote for me or I’ll SNUKE you in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Southpark reference. Look it up.
MONKEY BANANA RAFFLE!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
All tha peeople that beleive theres a leprechaun in the tree say “HEEEY-OOHH!”
Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter! That ugly fat bitch behind me just stuffed some dumb up my ass!
I’m just in this for the sex scandal.
it burns when i peeee!
They’re out there, I tell you!
$4million dollars for both Barry Bonds record breaking balls! I’m the expert on record breaking ball busting! Oh Ok, $4.2 Mil.. is that OK, Bill..???
Who wants to lose the 2008 Presidential Election?
… Eep? …
Who wants to lose the 2008 Presidential Election?
I’m looking for volunteers to lose the 2008 Presidential Election … Anybody?
Bill, don’t say a word about how you caught me, and the lady behind me i n the office with a cigar!
Can I get a witness?!
Raise your hand if you’re Sure!
ONE DOLLAR, BOB! (TPIR Reference)
Up up and away from the hideous woman behind me!
You will never catch me in a men’s room stall with My pants down!!!!
Morris, step away from the dais and put Chelsey’s socks back exactly where you found them.
B’Tenda… Tenda… Whats a woman to do to get some service around here?… Well it’s about time. I’ll have 3 Miller lights and Bill will have a Heineken.
Bill!! Leave that hooker alone!
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
honestly I sucked on it like this but didnt swallow so in fact i dint do it
YESS!! I will sleep with Rosie!!!
Hold that bus to Chinatown! I need a donation.
I once caught a fish - This big!
“by the power of the holy dollar, I WILL become president!”
OMG!!!!I just dropped a testicle!!!!
Me! Me! Over here! Pick Me! Pick Me for President!
Votes for sale…. SOLD!!! To the higest bidder, that Chinese gentleman over there…
Who wants to lose the 2008 Presidential Erection?
I’ll bid 4 billion for the Presidency!!!
“I’m the whore!”
Rev 17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
Rev 17:15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
Stealing 50% of your income in taxes is not enough!!!!! I say we can take 75%….. Can I get a Hell Yeah!!!
Bill! Get your penis out of that hooker!
Wait, wait!! I know the answer! Canada is NOT a territory of the United States!
Excuse me, I’m a woman running for the presidency, excuse me, excuse me. Make a big deal about me, please I need the attention. God knows Bill isn’t giving it to me.
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some uh people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh I believe that our ed- education like such as in South Africa and uh the- the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should uh our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or- or- should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future
OMG! That’s what a penis looks like!?!?!?
I don’t feel no ways tired.
Stop me before I unbutton again…
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
Yes, I have a suit on, but look. I have CLEAVAGE!
Teddy! Teddy! Wait, can I have a ride home with you? I can’t seem to find Bill.
She needs a sign around her neck saying,”Insert penis at risk of possible loss or removal of penis and testicles.”
Help!! Before the fat lady behind me eats me!
You’re not really gonna vote for that black fellor are you?
we’re talkin ’bout practice. Not a game…practice.
Welcome to the Cirque de Clinton! Witness the performing walrus behind me! She will do tricks for your entertainment!
BY THE WILL OF ALLAH,DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN!!
YOU CANNOT STOP ME
I HAS THE ANTHRAX
DEATH TO THE UNITED STATES
DEATH TO ISRAEL
ALLAH IS GREAT
YOU DIE NOW ARE YOU AFRAID?
(does this count as one caption?)
WRONG HOLE!!!!!
Puff Puff Give Nigga..
You’re fuckin up the rotation!
if you think it can fit in this hole, raise your hand!!!
NORMAN! NORMAN HSU! YOOHOO! OVER HERE!
If you vote for me I promise to make maps available to the children of South Africa and the Iraq, such as…
HIP-HOP HOORAAYYYYYYYY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
LESBO MARRIAGE FOR ALL !!!!!!!!
BEER HERE!!!
NO NEW TAXES!!!
If you have a cock that goes from HERE… to HERE…, you can FILL MY MOUTH!
Yo, peanuts!
H - Got the whole fist up there doc? Ever do time?
Doc - Just Relax!
H - “Moon River”
All the players are now in place. It is time to initiate the end moves. The plan of many long years shall bear fruit at last!
Quote: “Posted by: chris at September 7, 2007 01:52 PM
Teddy! Teddy! Wait, can I have a ride home with you? I can’t seem to find Bill.”
So wait, to come up with a caption, you NEED to reference an event from 1969? Outta ammo?
Quote for entry:
I know, I know! The current president has THIS many IQ points!!!
“EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER!”
Ya put yer Right Hand up, ya put yer Right Hand down, Ya put yer Right Hand up, and ya shake it all around…….
“barac obama is an inexperienced…oh god!…uh…never mind”
OMG.. she has a bigger strap-on than Janet Reno !!!!!
More Cow Bell!
Garson! Reality check please!
Hey, HEY, SECRET SERVICE! Get that person who just unhooked the back of my bra!
Hey, Barack! Check this out!
White chicks and g-g-gang signs!
The day the squirrel went berserk. In the first self righteous church…..
That was me, I did that, yep, I lied to the people of New York and used them as stepping stones to run for President, yeah I lied to them and they took it hook line and sinker. Idiots.
By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!
Buy codeine. Tylenol with codeine. Liquid codeine how to make. Buy codeine
Deposit online casino. Free play at online casino slots. Free online casino money. Crazy vegas online casino
A healthy baby without withdrawls to hydrocodone. Hydrocodone online. Hydrocodone with no rx. Hydrocodone without prescription
Compare nitric oxide with testosterone booster. Testosterone supplements. Hydroxyurea testosterone. Testosterone patch
Adderall abuse. Snort adderall xr. Adderall 15 mg. Adderall 15 mg
Cipralex and nexium. Nexium drug interaction. Nexium ingredients. Side effects of the drug nexium