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Shane Victorino Would Like You To Know He’s Not A Player, He Just Crushes A LotSports Illustrated asks a bunch of quick personal/pop culture questions to athletes each week. You may remember a while back Jim Thome said he’d like to take a road trip to Hawaii. This week, SI interviews Phillies right fielder Shane Victorino, who has not yet learned of the brilliance of the Jockey mid-rise brief, the greatest clothing item ever conceived.
Okay, time to make a call to Phillies PR to try to find out what kind of Trojans Shane-o prefers. And, hey, he’s setting a hell of a good example for the kids by practicing safe sex. No illegitimate kids for Victorino! Update: Or one, maybe? Though if it’s with a girlfriend, is that really illegitimate (anymore)? Anyway, I think my point might still stand, since an athlete with one illegitimate kid is like a regular person with zero. |
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i am superbad when…. pressure is put on me.
in my pocket right now is…. 5 years of stolen money from Philadelphia’s fans.
boxers or briefs? neither, i like Labradors myself.
How funny that you say he is practicing safe sex and has no illegitamate kids…he has a daughter with his girlfriend in Vegas. That blows that whole theory!
So condoms aren’t safe sex like my teacher told me in sex ed?
Doh!
Yeah! Well, except for that illegitimate child I have coming in a few months! Oops! My sperm can’t be stopped!
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