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Pat The Bat Popped Out Again

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By now you may have heard about the verbal altercation between Phillies pitcher Brett “The Incredible Hulk” Myers and Inquirer reporter Sam Carchidi, where Myers called Carchidi a “fucking retard.” There’s audio from KYW 1060 here. While it’s not, “We talkin’ bout practice,” it is pretty good.)

Taking a cute from Dawn Stensland, Myers’ later apologized to any retards he offended. Weird thing is, Myers has had his alleged physical-alertcation-with-wife problems, but he usually doesn’t blow up at reporters or anything, except for this one mild-mannered reporter.

But who cares about that. After Myers’s and Carchidi’s voices began to raise, Pat Burrell — wearing only a towel — attempted to calm things down. Burrell is currently doing everything right. And what happened, but, whoops, the towel fell off.

Brett Myers blows (the game); screams obscenities at reporter [Bugs & Cranks]
Myers Apologizes for Word Choice [AP/Comcast SportsNet]
March 15: Retards Force Dawn Stensland To Apologize

  1. mike Says: Aug 28 4:45 PM

    Good Brett “Incredible Hulk” Myers Photoshop.

    Missing: a Hulking goatee and a Hulking P.O.D. tshirt. And perhaps a beaten She-Hulk laying on the ground next to him.

  2. ALB Says: Aug 28 6:41 PM

    I thwink Bwett Mwyers shwould alswo apwologwize to mwe becwause I am SOFA-KING WE-Todd-ED
    Pwease Pwost Pwictures
    Awisha, Awisha

  3. EastChestnut Says: Aug 28 9:23 PM

    Pat Burell lost his towel?

    http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/pat_burrell_01.jpg

    Got vide0??

  4. ALB Says: Aug 29 12:20 AM

    Dats a Bad Link dare WEast Chestnwut.
    Were you twine ta shwow us a pwicture of Pwat’s Weiner?? I would Like to see dat Pwosted Twoo!

  5. mike Says: Aug 29 2:17 AM

    I don’t understand the whole ALB-as-cute-and-precocious-toddler-who-mispronounces-his-words phenomenon.

  6. Reader Says: Aug 29 10:09 AM

    I think it’s someone who knows Alysha Lane and is a little Pissed at all the jokes and bikini photo references

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