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College Women To Lower Federal Deficit
The college kids are starting to trickle back into the city, and that means one thing: Uhh, birth control sales are going up? Well, I guess. There is one thing we know: KYW 1060 reports birth control prices are going up. The 2005 Federal Deficit Reduction Act, which went into effect in January, significantly cut the discount pharmaceutical manufacturers could offer to student health centers. Somehow, this will cut the deficit so much we can start a few more wars, or perhaps care for all the babies people are going to have because they can’t afford birth control. (Actually, I don’t know if that’s true; it makes sense, no? Hopefully college kids will just buy smaller amounts of weed and spend the rest on the pill or whatever, or wear a fucking condom, but, you know, people are pretty stupid.) Although it’s been in effect since January, schools stocked up on medications with prefixes like Ortho- at the end of 2006. Now the supplies are depleted, and the prices are finally going up. A school paper in Nebraska says prices for “Ortho Tri- Cyclen Lo” went from $10 to $40. It’s also a college paper so it has one of these funny constructions: “This increase in price has caused many students to rethink their birth control methods. [...] junior Betsy Hills said: ‘I think this is going to cause a lot of UNO students and women in general to rethink their birth control methods.’” Oh, and Penn apparently didn’t stock up because Penn hates its students; the West Philly school’s prices went up in January. College Kids To See Increased Prices For Birth Control [KYW 1060] |
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I don’t want to think about Penn Kids having sex sorry.
also, my college didn’t even have condoms or birth control pills after the Jesuits took over. those quaker school kids don’t know how well they have it.
though they shouldn’t be having sex.
They’re just trying to stop sex in college. Because that will work.
As a recent penn graduate they should probably start putting birth control in cafe or greek lady food. Penn kids are rich but they are so cheap they would skip birth control to save some money, and I don’t want all those ugly girls having deformed babies.
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