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Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

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Ahh, let’s check the lead to the Temple News intro-to-college editorial:

As the early 90s Nickelodeon show states, “Welcome Freshmen!”

Ahh, yes. This isn’t quite nearly on the same level as the Neil Young/Philadelphia Parking Authority lead from earlier this week, since (1) this is a college paper and (2) at least the show Welcome Freshman is somewhat related to the subject at hand. Somewhat.

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  1. Nicki Says: Aug 24 1:51 PM

    The freshmen for this year were all under the age of five during the entire run of the series. But you know, maybe they’ll get it.

  2. rj white Says: Aug 24 2:13 PM

    :: Clarissa Won’t be Explaining it all to incoming Temple freshmen this weekend, but a team of helpful RAs….

    :: “You Can’t Do That on Television”… or in the dorms, will be the message about underage drinking imparted to incoming freshmen at Temple University this week…

    :: “Out of Control” will not be the way to describe things during the orderly move-in weekend for freshmen at Temple University this weekend…

    Damnit, I can’t think of one for “Pinwheel” or “Turkey TV.”

  3. dmac Says: Aug 24 2:18 PM

    Ren & Stimpy are not good nicknames to call your new roommates in your dorm…

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    Ha ha, remember the fat kid on Salute Your Shorts who sang “IT MAKES ME WANT TO FART!” in the opening? Anyway, welcome to Temple.

  4. Nicki Says: Aug 24 2:41 PM

    RJ, you missed Hey Dude, which is pretty important for most kids in college…

    And DMac, I now have the Camp Onawana theme song stuck in my head. Thanks.

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