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Marcus Hayes Will No Longer Talk To Dorks Like You

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Hey! So somebody posting as “Marcus Hayes” posted to the blog entry the other day where I linked the email posted on a Phillies blog.

Let’s all enjoy it below.

Numberheads,

Just letting you blogicians know:
No longer will you, or anyone else, be afforded the privilege (burden?) of corresponding with me. When I reply to an individual it is intended to be a confidential response. Since I can’t trust you, I assume I can’t trust anyone.
It is not meant to be posted on anyone’s blog, and certainly not on a for-profit entity of a direct competitor.
So, no more responses. Can’t trust you, so don’t bother writing.
But then, if you hold my replies in such low esteem, why bother writing?
Of course, this gives many of you more time for your World of Warcraft RPG endeavors.
Happy gaming.
Hope the eczema clears up.
M

Between this and Mark B. Cohen, this is pretty much the greatest week for comments ever. Now can somebody tell me what the hell “World of Warcraft” is?

Tuesday: Marcus Hayes Will Not Tolerate Your Criticism, Nerd

  1. ALB Says: Aug 23 5:02 PM

    I play World of Alycia Lane in a bikini. Exclusively.

  2. Jim Says: Aug 23 5:07 PM

    Oh, I wasn’t supposed to share with the world what a (insert expletive of choice here) Mr. Hayes is? Whoops, my bad.

    The whole “saga” is here-

    http://broadstreetbastards.blogspot.com/

  3. yt Says: Aug 23 5:34 PM

    Dmac, I think the picture above dosen’t really fit.

    Perhaps a picture of a guy in a bathrobe flashing a reporter, with Marcus Hayes’ face photoshopped over the flasher’s face and a pug puppy over his junk.

    Just a suggestion, can’t wait to see what Q-list celebrity you piss off next.

  4. hm Says: Aug 23 6:02 PM

    This… is… stupid…

  5. Anonymous Says: Aug 23 6:09 PM

    Dude, I think you have a spammer.

  6. John Says: Aug 24 11:41 AM

    Hey Jim,

    When you’re done pimping Broad Street Bastards on this blog, can you come to mine and show some love?

  7. sly Says: Aug 24 11:51 AM

    “Since I can’t trust you, I assume I can’t trust anyone.”

    I didn’t know bloggers were being held up as the last bastions of truth.

  8. chris Says: Aug 24 2:48 PM

    i love marcus hayes

  9. Richard Simmons Says: Aug 24 3:20 PM

    I too love Marcus Hayes.

  10. ALB's little Buddy Says: Aug 24 4:48 PM

    I pway World of Awycia Wane in a bwikwini Excwusively Alswo! ALB we wule da world!!

  11. ALB Says: Aug 24 10:13 PM

    I’m an asshole.

    I also want to see photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini.

  12. ChrisV82 Says: Aug 26 4:49 AM

    A little late to the party, but…

    “Offensively, scoring runs and driving runs in matter in baseball. Everything else follows.”

    I wonder how this brilliant individual thinks people score runs. Oh, that’s right, people have to get on base first before they can score.

    What an idiot.

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