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Cute Wittle Doggies Attack Owner
Earlier this week, the good ladies over at Jezebel — Do men read blogs for women because (1) they’re good and (2) girls are cute? Yes, yes they do — wrote about an alarming number of animals-attack-humans stories in the news. It was as if the little cutesy balls of fur decided to turn on us because we give them homes and food and pet them and love them, or possibly because we also fight them and race them and make their livers big and slaughter them for food. Now, the panic has spread to Philadelphia, as a Wissinoming woman was attacked by her own pit bulls, perhaps as retaliation for Michael Vick’s actions, the first dogfighting that has ever taken place in the United States. She’s in stable condition. And, yes, this is just an excuse to run another puppy photo. Hey, it’s a slow news week. I mean, have you seen Metro? (More on this later.) Today God’s Creatures Opened Up A Can Of Whup-Ass [Jezebel] |
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unless your a vegetarian you can’t complain about slaughtering of animals to eat them or something…
that exploding goose liver shit that i can’t spell is friggin nasty.
I would read anything a cute girl wrote… *sigh*