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Stu Bykofsky Called ‘Fucker’, Among Other Things

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Yesterday, Daily News columnist Stu Bykofsky (at right, apparently posing for a Wall Street Journal headshot) weighed in and said we need another 9/11 to make sure the public knows how important it is to stop terrorism. (Because when given the tools to fight terrorists, the government just does a bang-up job.) I don’t really get the reasoning — “In order to stop terrorists from killing Americans some terrorists have to kill Americans!” — but, hey, people can write what they want to.

Anyway, according to Shawn Mullen, former Daily News staffer and blogger, Stu’s column caused quite a stir on the Internets yesterday: Stu Bykofsky, a columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News… has set off a sh*tstorm by writing that he is hoping for another 9/11 terrorist attack because it would bring Americans together again.” Oh! A sh*tstorm!

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Ha ha, look, it’s even on Digg! With 334 diggs (after I dugg it). Byko is called a “neo-con pundit” — ha, ha — and Crooks and Liars and Atrios — the big liberal blogs — are mocking him, too.

Some choice quotes from various sources:

  • This guy should lose his job - not for his political views, but for his outright stupidity. (link)
  • 4th Reich NWO fascism (link)
  • Looks like the paper’s editor and writer start their weekend drinking early. (link)
  • This guy is just a moron.. don’t waste your time analyzing it. this comment was posted by mrASSMAN.—dmac (link)
  • lets hope the plane hits his house (link)
  • Fucker (link)
  • I’ll give Bykofsky points for honesty. He falls woefully short on every other measure of decency, but he does at least lay bare the blood-simple character of the war whores. (link)

And, finally, from Shawn Mullen himself:

Putting things in the most charitable context, Stu is an acquired taste and not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. More bluntly, he is an asshole whose ability to upset people far exceeds his abilities.

Ha ha! I hope one day people can write about me in such a nice way.

Update: Philly Future has a poll! It’s on whether Stu should be fired. The cable news inquiries will be coming Stu’s way any day now.

On Stu ‘Oops, I’ve Done It Again’ Bykofsky [Kiko's House]
Stu Bykofsky | To save America, we need another 9/11 [Daily News]

  1. TJ Says: Aug 10 12:35 PM

    I am just amazed that Stu and his editors thought this column would be a good idea.

    Wait, did I say “amazed”? That’s wrong, that’s not what I meant. What is the exact opposite of “amazed”?

  2. ALB Says: Aug 10 12:51 PM

    Stu should stick to writing columns about Alycia Lane wearing a bikini.

  3. Anonymous Says: Aug 10 12:54 PM

    Stu and all the other conservative morons at his newspaper should go to church where they belong and have sex with George Bush and Dick Cheney. I hate those damn Republicans.

  4. Anonymous Says: Aug 10 1:41 PM

    disco stu doesn’t advertise!

  5. Vinnie Z. Says: Aug 10 3:04 PM

    Bill O’reilly endorses this kook from Philadelphia, Stu Bykofsky.

    What other pundit is next?

    Bizarre and sick.

    A cheap publicity stunt that celebrates the slaughter of thousands of innocent people.

    Incredibly sick, and incredibly evil.

  6. Anonymous Says: Aug 10 3:56 PM

    Vinnie Z is an asshat.

  7. Vinnie Z. Says: Aug 10 5:04 PM

    Vinnie Z. says keep eating steak sandwiches and turning out two-bit Neo-con kooks like Stu Byk.

    Bill O’Reilly - a Stu B. supporter - is also now on my kook list.

    Who will be next?

  8. Anonymous Says: Aug 10 5:22 PM

    I hear Michael Moore and Stu Byko have gay sex from time to time.

  9. Pooche Says: Aug 11 1:41 AM

    Stu is such a patriot. He is willing to sacrifice Americans to unite Americans because he feels we are too divided.
    I wonder if he and his family are included in the sacrifice of his mission for unity?
    A suicide bomber in Stu’s car or at the Daily News? Would that fit the bill for Stu?
    I know it would unite those of us who feel Stu is a complete moron.

  10. Pooche Says: Aug 11 1:44 AM

    By the way Stu. My puppy cried when I read her your article, that makes you guilty of cruelty to animals

  11. Bill Says: Aug 11 12:08 PM

    I don’t think most people care about “Stu the idiot,” but what was creepy - extremely creepy - very very creepy - were the people who thought this was a nifty idea - that “another 9-11″ would be a good thing as it would “bring us together,” increase a sense of patriotism, etc., and maybe even encourage more people to stick those flag decals on their cars.

    I think it’s time to move to Canada.

  12. ALB Says: Aug 11 1:21 PM

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  13. Shakey Says: Aug 11 1:39 PM

    You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!

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