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Animal Lovers Turn On Each Other Down The Shore
It’s never safe for me when I write about animals. If I just call one dog breed ugly or wish for the death of one horse, people really get angry. This time, though, two different animals groups are fighting with each other, and so the animal people will fight with each other. I should be safe. Cape May is the bird watching capital of the east coast, the World Series of Birding is held in Cape May and bird watching brings in $2 billion to the state economy. (Birders, I word I might just have made up, have deep pockets.)
Emotional! The issue is: A bunch of cats are eating birds. Endangered birds. Birds that are required to be protected by law. But the cats have more people on their side, since lots of people have cats and owning a bird is weird:
So will they kill a bunch of cats? Will the birds all be eaten? Will the cats be moved? (Will feathers fly? Sorry.) The blog comment sections of bird and cat blogs will be battlegrounds. It’s cats vs. rare bird in N.J. town [AP/Yahoo! News] |
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They should all unite around a single common issue: the search for Alycia Lane bikini photos.
Love and peace, everyone!
I’m just never going to Cape May. A cat town and a bird town? Add snakes and it would officially become my nightmare.
Well, one other option would be to teach the cats to eat snakeheads.( http://tinyurl.com/2xyfzm )I think that’s the trick with invasive species. You turn them on each other.
you should be fucking ashamed you sicko for trivalising the death of exotic birds by aids infested kittens!
go to hell
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop trivialising the death of exotic birds by aids infested kittens!
Easily the best GFC comment yet and I thought he should have been banned like 65 comments ago.
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about banning me.