Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Aug

9

And The Lord Said: Blessed Is He Who Buys A Slice From Sbarro

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Problem: The new owners of the Echelon Mall are renovating it and there might not be a place for the Echelon Mall Ministry, which serves about 300 a month. (Is there anything in the Bible about turning a house of commerce into a house of worship?) Solution: Uh, let the Echelon Mall Ministry stay at the new mall, called The Mall at Voorhees Town Center.

The Echelon Mall praises the heavens. Triumph all ye Cherubim!

“I think the mall’s going to be great when it’s finished,” said [Mall Ministry Rev. Gene] Wall. “Hopefully, we’ll bring many people who will not only visit us but also shop in the mall.”

The Mall Ministry should sell chicken or something. They’d totally get more than 300 people coming in for that.

Echelon Mall Ministry gets OK to stay [Camden Courier-Post]
 
dmac | 2:58 PM | 4 Comments
Christian Capitalism, Christianity, Malls
 
  1. GFC Says: Aug 9 4:02 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about religion.

  2. Citizen Mom Says: Aug 9 4:23 PM

    They should try a Catholic/Costco combo and give away little wine and bread samples at each service. Har

  3. chrissmari Says: Aug 9 4:27 PM

    har indeed.

    what the fuck is a mall ministry? kthnx

  4. cat Says: Aug 10 1:48 AM

    No one is laughing with any of you jag-offs

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