Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Aug

8

Winners Do Use Drugs

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Hey! Last night, some dude broke some record. In more important news, Ryan Howard broke out of his slump with a pair of homers. But to celebrate Barry Bonds’ historic moment, here is a a photo of the legend:

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Personally, I think all the players should be on ‘roids. If Ryan Howard really cared about winning, he would have injected himself with some steroids and some great masking agents and woulda hit 79 last year. I mean, the Giants went to the World Series, why couldn’t Howard care that much?

Barry Bonds [Ron Newcomer's PITTSBURGH SPORTS STARS]
 
dmac | 3:03 PM | 8 Comments
Barry Bonds, Phillies, Ron Newcomer, Ryan Howard
 
  1. b love Says: Aug 8 4:19 PM

    you are very right that ron newcomer is a legend. i don’t know this bonds fellow very well, but i’m sure he’s a very nice man.

    ron newcomer, on the other hand: LEGENDARY.

    http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/Opry/2150/
    http://www.myspace.com/ron_newcomer_photographer

  2. ALB Says: Aug 8 4:28 PM

    We should give Howard a photo of Alycia Lane in a bikini. It would work better than steroids.

  3. I'm an Angry Hipster Says: Aug 8 5:03 PM

    What if ALB and GLB are the same person and that person is Joey Sweeney?

  4. Joey Sweeney Says: Aug 8 5:18 PM

    I am not ALB or GFC. They also aren’t the same person. They have very different personalities.

  5. Joey Sweeney/ALB/GFC Says: Aug 8 5:40 PM

    I think, in a way, we are all ALB and GFC and Joey Sweeney. All at once. Their spirits live on inside of us. Confirm/deny?

  6. Joey Sweeney/ALB/GFC Says: Aug 8 5:56 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about us.

  7. wit Says: Aug 9 12:49 AM

    I think Joey Sweeney is bi
    every morning he just flips a coin (suck or fuck)

  8. Joey Sweeney Says: Aug 9 10:20 AM

    I flipped my coin this morning and it came up heads.

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